Category: Kids
Son(4): “Mommy, because you want to be a clown for halloween I wrote you a song.
-Hi, I am a clown with a big red nose. But, it isn’t really a nose, it is a bleeding thing. I went driving in my bleeding nose one day in my race car. I got bees stuck all over it and ran into a ditch. Then I saw a tractor and lost my nose on the farm.-
Who: Mommy’s friend Jessica and Sam (4)
Jessica: Sam, who would save the Willy [the kitty] if he got stuck in a tree?
Sam: Well, I would find a zookeeper and steal his keys and let a gorilla out. The gorilla would climb the tree and get the kitty.
Jessica: What if the gorilla got stuck?
Sam, while tapping his head with his index finger: Gorillas are very smart, he won’t get stuck.
Jessica, after some snickering: Yeah but what if he does get stuck?
Sam: Well, then a rescue truck can get the kitty and the gorilla.
Jessica: What if the rescue people get stuck?
Sam: Another set of rescue people come. And then if all the people in the rescue truck get stuck. A super-hero that flies will come save all of them.
-Submitted by Tara-