Big Belly!

Category:  Kids

Son(4) walks up to a Mom at his daycare and points at her stomach, “Why do you have such a big belly?” – Lucky she is pregnant!

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Gonna Rip

When I was young (in the late 80s) I used to be concerned about what my stomach looked like when I was sitting in a swimsuit.  My mother always told me, “You have to have the ripples, otherwise when you stand up you would rip!”

 

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Grandma is having a baby!

Who: Grandpa and Maddie (5)

Background and Conversation: Maddie: “I am happy that Grandma is having a baby.”
Grandpa: “What?”
Maddie: “You don’t know?”
Grandpa: “No…where did you hear that?”
Maddie: “I didn’t, her stomach is growing bigger. Do you think she knows?”

-submitted by Jill-

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Apple Sauce

Who: Axl, 4 year old boy

Background and Conversation: Axl was complaining about a really horrible stomach ache, and I told him it was probably all of the apple juice he drank. He said, and I swear this is an exact quote, “Thanks a lot, apple juice. I loved you so much and now the trust is ruined.”

Then he puked 3 times all over my couch and white rug.

-submitted by Alli-

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