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Jimmy Jam WNCI june 13

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  By admin | June 13, 2012 - 2:16 pm | Dave and Jimmy - WNCI
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Category: Dave and Jimmy – WNCI

Jimmy: If I wanted to take a pot smoker I could just take Ghandi, not an ex-con.

Jimmy: I don’t understand why people get busted for domestic violence when all they need to do is deny it ever happened. He is he said she said.

Jimmy to Dave: You have never put vodka in a water bottle to sneak it in someplace?

_all paraphrases from Dave and Jimmy show on WNCI on June 13th.

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Tickets

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  By admin | June 11, 2012 - 9:16 pm | Husbands
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Category:  Husbands

My husband and I wanted to buy tickets to a show for our anniversary when we found out the show was 1.5 years out. The tickets had gone on sale early.  When I told my husband that he told me he, “.. couldn’t make that kind of commitment.”  I am fairly certain he meant to go to the show but…who knows..maybe he meant the marriage wouldn’t last that long?

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The Cuteness Show

  By admin | May 7, 2012 - 12:44 am | Kids, Other
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Who:  Mommy and Son (4)

Mommy:  ”You guys are so cute” (Referring to two sons).

Son(4): “We are so cute that if there was a cuteness show we would be on the stage.  And we would be the cuteness bosses.  We would teach other people how to be cute.”

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“Mommy, are there cuteness shows?”

-Submitted by Amy-

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