Scene: Wendy’s restaurant

Who: Grandmother and 3 yr old grandson

Background and Conversation: 3 yr old lets go with a huge belch.
Grandmother: “What do you say?” obviously prompting for an “excuse me.”
Boy, loudly, “Pig, pig, pig, pig!”, and he laughs and laughs.
And so do my friend and I at the next table. We were no help at all. In fact, now years later when someone burps, we both laugh and say, “pig, pig, pig, pig!”

-submitted by Catherine-