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Category: Kids
We recently had to put one of our two cats down (he was 15 years old).
Mom: “Are you sad about Willy? Do you miss him?”
Son(4): “No….but…are you sad?”
Mom: “Yeah, I miss him.”
Son: “Don’t worry Mommy, we have still have another one. But she doesn’t really like people much.”
Category: Dave and Jimmy – WNCI
Jimmy: If I wanted to take a pot smoker I could just take Ghandi, not an ex-con.
Jimmy: I don’t understand why people get busted for domestic violence when all they need to do is deny it ever happened. He is he said she said.
Jimmy to Dave: You have never put vodka in a water bottle to sneak it in someplace?
_all paraphrases from Dave and Jimmy show on WNCI on June 13th.
Who: Mommy and Walt(4)
Walt: “Grandpa likes to hunt and then eat the meat.”
Mom: “Yeah”
Walt: “Yeah, and did you know we eat dead people.?”
Mom: “What? No we don’t eat people honey.”
Walt: ”But they have meat in them! And…they don’t need it anymore.”
Mom: “Sweety, we don’t eat people.”
Walt: ”Why not?”
Mom: ”I imagine it doesn’t taste good. Sometimes dead people give their organs to people though.”
Walt: ”What is an organ?”
Mom: ”Heart, liver..parts of your body. They do it so the sick person can live longer.”
Walt: “Sort of like changing a spare tire on a car? So the car can go farther?”
Mom: “Yep, just like a spare tire.”
Walt: “How would you get the organ out if you don’t have a knife with you?”
Mom: “The doctor does it at the hospital.”
Walt: “Sort of like a tow truck brings a car back to the garage to get fixed?”
Mom: “Yep”
Walt: “Then the sick person puts it in their mouth to get it in them?”
Mom: “Nope, the doctor puts it in them.”
Walt: ”But how?”
-The conversation went on for about thirty more minutes…..
-Submitted by Kimberly-
Who: Son(4) and Mommy
We were on a bike ride and my son was in the bike trailer. A little person walked by us. My son screams (so I can hear on the bike)….
Son: “Mommy, that person was a little person.”
Mommy: “It isn’t nice to point those types of things out honey.”
Son: “But why? She was a pretty little person.”
Nice recovery son!
-Submitted by Lisa-
Scene: Cuddling just before bed in the dark, eyes closed.
Who: Mommy and 4 year old son, Walter.
Background and Conversation:
Walter: “I wish there was a people making machine that would make people that can cuddle forever.”
Mommy: “Oh, that is a good idea.”
Walter: “The machines would all have a sticker on them that would tell you what type of person it is making for cuddling.”
Mommy: “Interesting”
Walter: “Mine would have a picture of you on it and would make you so we could cuddle forever.”
Mommy: “Ahhh, that is so sweet honey.”
Walter: “Yeah, and then when we are done cuddling it would suck you back up into the machine.”
Mommy:..laughter…
-submitted by Kimberly-