I am an athletic 37 year old but seem to be falling apart. My sports med doctor told me, “When you were younger, you could use soccer as conditioning. At your age now, you need to condition to play soccer.”
Who: My two boys, one is 10 years old the other 14
Always in the car, My youngest ” mom what is a herpes?” Me ” What, why do you want to know that?” Youngest replies while looking at older brother sitting next to him in back seat ” cause I think he’s got some!!!!!”
Background and Conversation: “After all the money we’ve invested in your education, I’ll probably need to live in your basement in my old age. But don’t worry, I’ll be there to watch your kids,” my niece told her eight-year-old daughter.
The little girl gave her mother a serious look and said, “I am definitely not leaving my kids with an old lady who lives in a basement.”
Scene: Playing in the playroom
Who: Mommy and Dave, 18 month old boyDave is playing with a lightsaber which isn’t working. He walks up to Mommy, gives her the stink eye, slaps the lightsaber on her lap and says, “Badry” (Battery). Then proceeds to walk away.
Scene: At a cafeteria Who: Man and little girl, about 8 years old. Conversation: Girl: “I have a grandpa and he is tall like you.” Man: “Really, what is his name?” Girl: She stutters, thinks then comes up with, “I don’t remember his name, but he has a mustache” Man: Holding back laughter he says, “I like mustaches too.”