Don’t stress

Category: Kids

My husband and I were debating what to do this evening.  I said, “I just want to do something really low stress.”

My son(4) came over to me and said, “Mommy, I want to whisper something in your ear.”

Me, “Ok”.

Son, whispers, “Don’t stress the little stuff Mommy.”

So wise!

 

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Clown Song

Category:  Kids

Mommy: I think I will be a clown for halloween.

Son(4):  Then you can make up your own clown song Mommy. It will go, “I am a clown, I have a big red nose, but it isn’t really a nose, it is a big bleeding thing.  I was driving in my race car, really really fast, when bees flew…all over my bleedy nose.  I landed in a ditch then and I tractor came to me…and helped my bleedy bee nose.”

(Said in a singing tone.)

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Sunblock

Category: Kids

Son(4), “Mommy, Jorge and Satya don’t need to put on sunblock because they are black already.” (hispanic and Indian…)

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Should be a pattern

Category: Kids

Usually my husband cuddles with my son a bit before my son falls asleep.  I go down and clean the kitchen since I am with the kids more and want to give my husband more time with them.  My son said last night…
Son(4): “Daddy, you are not fair.  Mommy always cleans the kitchen.”  Daddy tried to say something and my son cuts in, “No, you go clean the kitchen while Mommy cuddles.  It needs to be a pattern [using his fingers as a guide] Mommy, then Daddy, Mommy, then Daddy, Mommy, then Daddy.  You need to take turns cuddling with me.”

Daddy walked out with his tail between his legs.

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Definition: Accident

Category: Kids

Son(4):  Mommy, why does that ambulance have its lights on?

Mommy:  Because there was an accident someplace.

Son:  Oh, I know what an accident is, it is when you do something bad and then say you are sorry and you don’t get a time out.

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Learning to Read

Category: Kids

Girl (7) “Mommy, I can read everything….like “soothe” and “irritating”.”

-I am thinking she is spending too much time reading toilet paper packaging in the bathroom!

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Money Blows To Us

Category:  Kids

My son (4) found money in the car door handle compartment area and says, “Mommy, do you know how money got in here?”
Mommy:  ”No, how”
Son:  ”A big wind came and blew it out of someone’s hands and then it landed in our car.  It always lands in this car because it is money’s favorite car.”
Mommy: “Why?”
Son: “Black is money’s favorite color…so….it likes our car.”
Mommy is thinking, SCORE!  Money blowing into my car doesn’t sound bad!

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Why God Made Spiders

Category: Kids

A continuation of Advanced Numbers 1, 2 and 3 and 69 Days

Son(4): “Mommy, do know why God made spiders?”

Mommy: “No, why?”

Son: “So they can all get together, 69 of them, to fight bad guys. Yep, that is why…just so you know.”

 

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Two Axles

Category:  Kids

Daddy and Tyler (4 years old) were building a car using a kit.  Daddy was, on the side, talking to Mommy about a work situation in which he was having some issues with two people at work.  Daddy said to Mommy at one point…

Daddy: “Yeah, I just need to figure out what I am working with.”

Tyler: “Daddy, you are working with two axles.” – But axles didn’t sound a bit more like “bleep-holes”

Tyler was just point out what Daddy had in his hands to build the car.


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Fork Tonight

Category: Kids

Tommy(3 years old):  ”Mommy, can we fork tonight?” – “Fork” did not sound like fork though..a bit more like well..you know (change the “o” to a “u” and remove the “r”).

Mommy: “Umm..what?”

Tommy:  ”Can we fork?!” (in a bit of an angry voice)

Mommy: “Oh, you said fork…do you mean spoon.?”

Tommy:  ”Oh, yeah..can we spoon tonight?” (referring cuddling like two spoons).

-I am worried he has told his daycare he “forked his Mommy last night”…yikes!-


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What Happened?

Category: Kids

Who: Daddy and Son(4)

Son is standing up while pëeing.

Son:  ”Why doesn’t mommy stand up?”

Dad: “Mommy doesn’t have a wëe-wëe.”

Son: Did hers fall off?

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