Hot Water

Category: Husbands

Wife: I couldn’t get hot water in the shower this morning.
Husband (in serious..not joking voice) : Did you turn the hot water on?

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Balloon Dream

Who:  Mike (5)

This was my son’s dream last night.

“I had a dream that there was a doggie in a hot air balloon that was going to Africa. In Africa he wanted to help so he decided to feed the people hot dogs. He was a weiner dog so he used his legs and arms to feed them.  But it was ok, because he was helping people.  He used a hot air balloon because he didn’t have legs and arms on the way back to walk.”

I have NO idea what my wife fed him before bed last night but we better put a stop to it.

-Submitted by Kyle-

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