Vegetarian’s nightmare

Category: Dave and Jimmy – WNCI

Kelsey’s nightmares consist of her accidentally eating meat.  A vegetarian nightmare…

Jimmy feels the future marriage will be call a “long term monogomous relationship” and will be a five year contract.

From Dave and Jimmy morning show on WNCI on June 14th.

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Fish Dinners can be FUNNY!

Scene: We were at home eating dinner.

Who: Abby (3), Mommy (Abigail), and Daddy (JP)

Background and Conversation: We were having Captain D’s for dinner the other night, and Abby was eating her fish, corn, fruit (obviously not from Captain D’s), and hush puppy (only 1). She ate a few bites, finished the hush puppy, and turned to us and very politely said, “Mommy, may I please have another “hushy ball?” Hilarious! It took us a moment to realize that she was asking for another hush puppy, but sort of missed the mark. Of course, we didn’t want to laugh at her, she was being very polite, but we couldn’t help it! She did get her feelings hurt a bit because we were laughing, but she also got the “hushy ball” It was definitely a good dinner!

-submitted by Abigail-

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Mommy Hits the Sauce

Scene: At the daycare lunch table

Who: Me, a daycare teacher, and Madison, a 5 year old girl

Background and Conversation: All the kids were eating french fries. Madison looks at the ketchup and says

Madison: “My mommy likes to hit the sauce.”

(Referring to ketchup..I assume this is something her father and mother must have joked about one night.)

-submitted by Trisha-

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