Category: Kids
Mommy: I think I will be a clown for halloween.
Son(4): Then you can make up your own clown song Mommy. It will go, “I am a clown, I have a big red nose, but it isn’t really a nose, it is a big bleeding thing. I was driving in my race car, really really fast, when bees flew…all over my bleedy nose. I landed in a ditch then and I tractor came to me…and helped my bleedy bee nose.”
(Said in a singing tone.)
Category: Kids
My son (4) found money in the car door handle compartment area and says, “Mommy, do you know how money got in here?”
Mommy: ”No, how”
Son: ”A big wind came and blew it out of someone’s hands and then it landed in our car. It always lands in this car because it is money’s favorite car.”
Mommy: “Why?”
Son: “Black is money’s favorite color…so….it likes our car.”
Mommy is thinking, SCORE! Money blowing into my car doesn’t sound bad!
Category: Kids
Daddy and Tyler (4 years old) were building a car using a kit. Daddy was, on the side, talking to Mommy about a work situation in which he was having some issues with two people at work. Daddy said to Mommy at one point…
Daddy: “Yeah, I just need to figure out what I am working with.”
Tyler: “Daddy, you are working with two axles.” – But axles didn’t sound a bit more like “bleep-holes”
Tyler was just point out what Daddy had in his hands to build the car.
Who: Mommy and Walt(4)
Walt: “Grandpa likes to hunt and then eat the meat.”
Mom: “Yeah”
Walt: “Yeah, and did you know we eat dead people.?”
Mom: “What? No we don’t eat people honey.”
Walt: ”But they have meat in them! And…they don’t need it anymore.”
Mom: “Sweety, we don’t eat people.”
Walt: ”Why not?”
Mom: ”I imagine it doesn’t taste good. Sometimes dead people give their organs to people though.”
Walt: ”What is an organ?”
Mom: ”Heart, liver..parts of your body. They do it so the sick person can live longer.”
Walt: “Sort of like changing a spare tire on a car? So the car can go farther?”
Mom: “Yep, just like a spare tire.”
Walt: “How would you get the organ out if you don’t have a knife with you?”
Mom: “The doctor does it at the hospital.”
Walt: “Sort of like a tow truck brings a car back to the garage to get fixed?”
Mom: “Yep”
Walt: “Then the sick person puts it in their mouth to get it in them?”
Mom: “Nope, the doctor puts it in them.”
Walt: ”But how?”
-The conversation went on for about thirty more minutes…..
-Submitted by Kimberly-
Who: My two boys, one is 10 years old the other 14
Always in the car, My youngest ” mom what is a herpes?” Me ” What, why do you want to know that?” Youngest replies while looking at older brother sitting next to him in back seat ” cause I think he’s got some!!!!!”
-submitted by Diana-
Category: Kids
Who: Mom and Walt (4)
Walt and I went to get swim passes for the summer and they actually took a picture of him and gave him his very first “ID”. He was very proud of himself.
Mom: “Ahh, you are getting so big honey, don’t grow up too fast.”
Walt: “Why not?”
Mom: ”Someday you will want to move out and Mommy will miss you.”
Walt” “Don’t worry Mommy, I will own a sports car and a truck. I will use the sports car to drive really fast to you every day. Whenever you call, I will drive really fast to see you. The truck is in case people need stuff carried, it is a dump truck.”
Mom: “Oh boy, you are going to need a pole barn to store it.”
Walt: “Bampa [Grandpa] has a pole barn. I will move in with them.”
Mom: ”That is kind of far though.”
Walt” ”That is why I have the sports car silly, so I can drive fast to visit you.”
-Submitted by Kimberly-
Who: Mommy and Son (4)
My son was playing with a toy car and says,
Son: ”I am going to buy a car like this someday.”
Long pause
Son: “Wait, will my carseat fit in it?”
Mommy: ”I think you will be out of you carseat by the time you can buy that car honey.”
He nodded with approval.
-Submitted by Tina-
Walt(4), “A car with flowers in it that…[pause]…you fit in! And it drives automatically to the grocery store. If you come out of the grocery store without a flower it keeps beeping, “NO NO NO.” If you come out of the grocery store with a flower it doesn’t beep at you. All it wants you to buy are flowers for your car.”
Scene: All over the place
Who: Mommy and Jimmy (4)
Background and Conversation: Whenever Jimmy is asked a question that should result in a number, he uses the number 69.
Day 1: Mom: “How tall is your Teddy?” JImmy: “69 inches”
Day 3: Mom: “How much does your toy car weight?” Jimmy: “69 lbs”
Day 7: Mom: “How many days was the dog lost in the movie?” Jimmy: “69 days”
I think he just found a high number that he now knows but “69″? Really? Maybe we should work on a different automatic high number.
-submitted by Ashley—
Scene: In the car
Who: Daddy and Iza (6)
Background and Conversation:
Scene: At the kitchen table
Who: Daddy, Mommy and Tyler (4)
Background and Conversation:
Daddy and Tyler were building a car using a kit. Daddy was, on the side, talking to Mommy about a work situation in which he was having some issues with two people at work. Daddy said to Mommy at one point…
Daddy: “Yeah, I just need to figure out what I am working with.”
Tyler: “Daddy, you are working with two axles.” – But axles didn’t sound a bit more like “bleep-holes”
Tyler was just point out what Daddy had in his hands to build the car.
-Submitted by Jessica-