Clown Song

Category:  Kids

Mommy: I think I will be a clown for halloween.

Son(4):  Then you can make up your own clown song Mommy. It will go, “I am a clown, I have a big red nose, but it isn’t really a nose, it is a big bleeding thing.  I was driving in my race car, really really fast, when bees flew…all over my bleedy nose.  I landed in a ditch then and I tractor came to me…and helped my bleedy bee nose.”

(Said in a singing tone.)

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Write a Song

Category: Kids

Son(4): “Mommy, because you want to be a clown for halloween I wrote you a song.

-Hi, I am a clown with a big red nose.  But, it isn’t really a nose, it is a bleeding thing.  I went driving in my bleeding nose one day in my race car. I got bees stuck all over it and ran into a ditch.  Then I saw a tractor and lost my nose on the farm.-

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Stable Lines

Category: Kids

Son(4) after a big storm says, “Those telephone and power lines are not very stable. I can show them a better design with my legos.”

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Sleeping Selection

Scene: Tucking brother in for bed.

Who: Mommy, Alex (4), and Theo (18 mo)

Background and Conversation: I tried to throw an Elmo doll in Theo’s crib just before bed but he threw it out of the crib and screamed (as usual, he HATES new items in his crib). Alex says,

“He is picky about who he sleeps with, I bet he won’t be picky when he is a big boy.”

-Uh…I beg to differ!

-submitted by Alexis-

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Sleeping Selection

Scene: Tucking brother in for bed.

Who: Mommy, Alex (4), and Theo (18 mo)

Background and Conversation: I tried to throw an Elmo doll in Theo’s crib just before bed but he threw it out of the crib and screamed (as usual, he HATES new items in his crib). Alex says,

“He is picky about who he sleeps with, I bet he won’t be picky when he is a big boy.”

-Uh…I beg to differ!

-submitted by Alexis-

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