Son, “Mommy, did you know Grandma has dogs to scare the robins away?”
Me: ”No, really?”
Son, “Yeah, robins are really bad.”
-I still didn’t catch on for some reason and then the next day while playing pretend in a chalk village we made outside.
Son, “Mommy, you are a robin.”
Mommy, “Ok” so I started to whistle.
Son, “You are being really bad.”
Mommy, “Squawk Squawk” while running around waving my arms.
Son, “I caught you, you have to go to jail now.”
Son to friends, “My Mommy was a bad robin so I put her in jail.”
Finally it clicked!
Mommy, “Do you be robber?”
Son, “Yes, Mommy, you are a bad robin!”
-Submitted by Gina-
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