Lost

Category:  Parents, Girls

Woman(38) starting to drive away from her home, “I don’t know where we are going but I know where we are going once we get there.”

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The Canary Renegades

Category:  Girls

Cara from Crystal and Cara Spreecast (@crystalandcara) states that she likes to listen to The Canary Renegade when she showers with her sister.

(Her words were a bit twisted but this was the general statement:)

 

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LMBO

Category: Girls

A reply text from a 38 year old #woman, “LMBO”. Should I tell her that doesn’t quite make sense or assume she is not a really a woman?

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Do That!

Category: Girls

A girlfriend of mine (on the market) said, “Call Nathan for me and see if he can come out some time.” I said, “Ok, maybe you guys can get a drink” She replies, “Yeah, I want to do that…literally.”

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Kalon

Category: Guys

Kalon from bachelorette says Emily’s daughter Ricky is “baggage”, then doesn’t understand why that sounds bad. MEN! Come on!

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Too Many Friends

Category:  Guys

In college guy I was dating brought me to breakfast and this was the conversation.

Him: “We can’t see each other anymore, you just aren’t political enough for me.”

Me: “Uh, ok…well at least we can still be friends.”

Him: “Well…no…I already have too many friends.”

OUCH!

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