Lost

Category:  Parents, Girls

Woman(38) starting to drive away from her home, “I don’t know where we are going but I know where we are going once we get there.”

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Gonna Rip

When I was young (in the late 80s) I used to be concerned about what my stomach looked like when I was sitting in a swimsuit.  My mother always told me, “You have to have the ripples, otherwise when you stand up you would rip!”

 

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Not enough room on the earth

I asked my mother when I was young why people got cremated. She said, “Sweetie, there just isn’t enough room on the earth to bury everyone.”  We lived in the Bay Area, CA.  That one statement panicked me for life (now 37).  I thought we were having a major space issue.  While this is a concern, I don’t think it is as dire as her statement made is seem.

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Singing at the Table

My mother always told us that we were not allowed to sing at the table during dinner.  I have no idea why this was an issue.  She never said, “no toys at the table”, “no feet on the table”, instead “no singing at the table.”

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Where is my son?

Mother looks for son(1) at the park, starts the panic and screams, “Where is my son ?!” Within seconds she realizes he is in her arms.

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