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Perfect Human

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By admin | July 2, 2012 - 3:07 am | Husbands

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I was watching bachelorette when my husband came in the room, looked at the TV and said, “Why does that woman look like a perfect human?”

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Hot Water

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By admin | June 28, 2012 - 12:23 pm | Husbands

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Wife: I couldn’t get hot water in the shower this morning.
Husband (in serious..not joking voice) : Did you turn the hot water on?

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Tickets

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By admin | June 11, 2012 - 9:16 pm | Husbands

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My husband and I wanted to buy tickets to a show for our anniversary when we found out the show was 1.5 years out. The tickets had gone on sale early. When I told my husband that he told me he, “.. couldn’t make that kind of commitment.” I am fairly certain he meant to go to the show but…who knows..maybe he meant the marriage wouldn’t last that long?

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