Dave and Jimmy, June 20th

Jimmy, “We are sex experts.”

Kelsey, “I once did “it” with Italian Ice…it was sticky.”

Jimmy, “I tried ice once…and got the flu…I swear!”

Ghandi repeatedly stated that doing “it” in water will land you a UTI.

Dave, “The horseshoe needs more caulk.”

 

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Vegetarian’s nightmare

Category: Dave and Jimmy – WNCI

Kelsey’s nightmares consist of her accidentally eating meat.  A vegetarian nightmare…

Jimmy feels the future marriage will be call a “long term monogomous relationship” and will be a five year contract.

From Dave and Jimmy morning show on WNCI on June 14th.

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Jimmy Jam WNCI june 13

Category: Dave and Jimmy – WNCI

Jimmy: If I wanted to take a pot smoker I could just take Ghandi, not an ex-con.

Jimmy: I don’t understand why people get busted for domestic violence when all they need to do is deny it ever happened. He is he said she said.

Jimmy to Dave: You have never put vodka in a water bottle to sneak it in someplace?

_all paraphrases from Dave and Jimmy show on WNCI on June 13th.

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